Today I made my semi-annual appearance in the weight room. Surprisingly enough this caused the math nerd in me to surface. See following:
Smell of Person on the Next Treadmill > My Desire to do Cardio
Normal Guy + Creepy Guy = Two Creepy Guys
# of Squats / # of Females in Gym = # of Guys Subtly Looking at your Butt
Avg Age of Equipment ≥ Avg Age of Each Person in Weight Room
2 Headphones = No conversations