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Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Gym Logic

Today I made my semi-annual appearance in the weight room. Surprisingly enough this caused the math nerd in me to surface. See following:

Smell of Person on the Next Treadmill > My Desire to do Cardio

Normal Guy + Creepy Guy = Two Creepy Guys

# of Squats / # of Females in Gym = # of Guys Subtly Looking at your Butt

Avg Age of Equipment ≥ Avg Age of Each Person in Weight Room

2 Headphones = No conversations